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she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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