I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
wow bdsm is so cute
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