yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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