dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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