This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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