We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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