Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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