The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I can text with my tongue
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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