if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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