yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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