it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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