Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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