I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
