these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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