some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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