I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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