Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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