I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We don't watch enough power rangers
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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