No awkward lesbian experiences without me
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I will be naked everywhere
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Randomize
