That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
