there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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