if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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