He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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