well you can't waste a boner
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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