Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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