I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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