The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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