you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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