I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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