she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
