Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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