she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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