We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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