so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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