And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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