The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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