White coat. Heels.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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