what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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