so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
