If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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