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(607): View more from New York

Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.

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(801): View more from Utah

My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party

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(734): View more from Michigan

swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

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(314): View more from Missouri

He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl

(201): View more from New Jersey

I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl

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(847): View more from Illinois

Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.

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(530): View more from California

can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe

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