i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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