Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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