): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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