So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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