I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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