i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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