I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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