Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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