It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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