Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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