it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
