I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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