She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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