so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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