ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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