You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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