I need help removing her.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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