"it" just moved
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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